May 2012
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April 2012
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March 2012
6 posts
No Wisdom Left for Me
Had my wisdom tooth teeth extraction (2) done, say 3 hours ago, I felt like I had given birth. My teeth were curved, like they don’t want to ever parted from me. It made the dentists’ job harder.. and the price.. more expensive! Damn teeth! 1/4 of my lower jaw has already got its “feelings” back. I expect I’d do a lot of cursing in a few hours from now.
This is one...
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May patient kayong mga ganyan? Uwi ka naman ng isa.
– My mom, pointing at a 10-month kid at church
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224G, Dream Big!
(Conversation with an 8 year old with ALL, pre-B at 2: 00AM)
Miwi: Alam mo, yung dating nakahiga dito, gusto rin niya maging doktor. Ikaw ba, anong gusto mo maging?
Patient: Doktor rin.
Miwi: Really? Talaga? Bakit?
Patient: Para makatulong.. sa mga maysakit.
Awww!
February 2012
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4:30 P.M.
Miwi: Uy, ididischarge na daw patient mo. Now na.
JIIC: Gago ba siya?!!?!?!?!
Miwi: Uy.... ayun siya o (points to resident-in-charge)
BAM!
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5yo Male Patient with ALL
Miwi: Anong gusto mo paglaki mo?
Patient: Doctor.
Tito: Wow! Gusto mo pala yun.
Patient: Opo. Alam mo yung CBC?
Miwi: Oo, bakit?
Patient: Diba may hemoglobin? Tapos ANC... tapos white blood cell?
Miwi: Wow! Alam mo na kaagad yan! Sige nga, i-monitor mo yung isa ko pang baby! Haha
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January 2012
12 posts
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Grand Rounds
Consultant # 1: And you sutured it where?
Resident # 1: Through the bone.
Consultants # 1 and 2: THROUGH THE BONE? o_o
Resident # 1: Yes, doctors. Through the bone.
Consultant # 2: And what technique is that?!!
HAHAHAHA Grands rounds is crazzzy!
Die like you were Born Screaming and bathed in... →
HAHAHAHA!
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1000th post
This is my 1000th post since I met tumblr. Today is a surprising day. I’m thankful for a (close) friend who stopped by. I feel blessed to have you as my friend. You gave me advice I don’t even wanna hear. Hah! Thank you for that “study” break, ganado na ako lalo mag-aral. So dear secret buddy, let’s take it to the grave. :P
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Grabe ‘tong Born Lippy Strawberry Lip Balm! Nakaka-high!!!
– High junior intern of the night
December 2011
15 posts
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Just got home from a great weekend party! :) I...
Studying 5 minutes before a test. →
10knotes:
Cram, cram, cram! Cram it all in! :P Hahaha
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Sabi ni Doktora, bago ako mag-hygiene break, tapusin ko raw lahat ng pinapagawa...
– Pinakamabangong Junior Intern of the night
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It’s not the size that matters. It’s the RPM.
– a male gynecologist on women with issues on size
November 2011
30 posts
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